mugglebornheadcanons:

Muggle-born students being taught about the spell obliviate and immediately declaring their wands ‘neuralyzers’ and spending the rest of the day erasing people’s memories and quoting Men In Black, much to the confusion of the purebloods. But there’s this one muggle-born professor who thinks it’s hilarious and proclaims himself Agent K and magics up black sunglasses for all the people who get it and they spend the day annoying the hell out of everyone. 

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lexxerduglas:

ravenclawalex:

"Hufflepuffs are known to have good friends in Slytherin. Hufflepuffs are some of the few who won’t judge based on negative rumours. This means they’re the most likely to approach Slytherins and help them when in need. This makes amazingly loyal friends between the houses. Mess with a Hufflepuff, and you’ll likely find a Slytherin getting revenge for the more forgiving house."

HELL YEAH FUCKING RIGHT

it’s true doe

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Whether you come back by page, or by the big screen. Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home.

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adropofred:

melodyofmyheart:

On meeting Darren Criss

 #I bet darren texted him #what’s your favorite food #what’s your favorite color #do you like animals? #like the nice ones #and little ones #I like those #and I’m rambling too much? #omg I love you #I’m talking to Harry Potter #I’M TEXTING HARRY POTTER #oh I shouldn’t have send that but #dsjkfahsjk#DAN DAN #CAN I CALL YOU DAN? #OK COOL #I LOVE YOU #and then Dan will get a voicemali of darren sobbing

#hey dan have you heard of this band called freelance whales

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pharafax:

beepony:

alicia-mb:

Just one of those things that I always wondered about. Stags and otters are all very well, but what if you end up with a tiny chameleon or giant blue whale? I mean, it could be a giant tub of nutella…

Anyway, so glad I got around to doing this pic -drawing the less attractive animals was awesome.

Popped it up on Redbubble because they have tote bags and cushions now which is just wow - can grab it also on cards or posters - check it out here!

magikarp tho

dementor tho

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ameilashour:

"Meanwhile in the TARDIS"

(Source: ameilashour, via padfootyoudog)

http://greglestrade.tumblr.com/post/93326389439/bbcatemysoul-ok-so-in-acd-canon-doyle-fucked

bbcatemysoul:

OK, so in ACD canon, Doyle fucked up and accidentally changed Mrs. Hudson’s name to Mrs. Turner. In BBC Sherlock, Mrs. Turner next door is a nod to this inconsistency in the Doyle canon. Basically, in the stories, Mrs. Hudson and Mrs. Turner are the same person.

The joke is…

(Source: bbcatemypumpkinspice)

Edgar Allan Poe necklaces from Missing Pieces Studio

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moarrrmagazine:

Dazzling artwork with flowers by Limzy

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theycallmethemoose:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

stammsternenstaub:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

asterion22:

prettylittletmi:

Daniel Radcliffe Brushes Off ‘Fifty Shades’ Snub (x)

I appreciate the very real disgust on his face in the second gif. 

i bet rob pattinson just rang him up and screamed don’t do it in the phone

I bet this phonecall happened at 2am with no greeting and Dan knew exactly who it was and why.

I bet Robert Pattinson has made it his mission in life to prevent people from taking shitty roles that will haunt them forever and everyone in Hollywood knows it and now he’s like the Acting Avenger

the Acting Avenger

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scarheadcanons:

ϟ 95) When Teddy was an infant, his hair turned color to match that of the person he wanted to hold him. This worked well when he wanted his godfather, which was often, but it became incredibly confusing when he sought a Weasley. There were many hasty rounds of pass-the-baby-because-dear-god-stop-the-crying.

(via padfootyoudog)

itsanexperimentjohn:

theliteralmagpie:

aruf0nsu:

okay so imagine an au where the potters live. harry dates oliver wood briefly. james hears of this and pulls harry aside. stares him in the eye with a deadly serious face
“he’s a Keeper”

You made an entire AU that would alter almost every facet of that series
For a pun
You’re a beautiful person.

"Are you serious right now, Dad?"

"No, I’m not serious. I’m Dad. He’s Sirius."

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beastlyworlds:

This was just waiting to happen ever since I got the gouache set. Inevitable U_U

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wesley-crusher:

deepspacednine:

likeafieldmouse:

Luis Camnitzer - The Photograph (1981)

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The Screenshot (2014)

The Reblog (2014)

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