"It’s not dead. It’s resting."
That is an ex-parrot.
He has ceased to be.
He has expired and gone to meet his maker
He’s probably pining for the fjords
No, no… he’s stunned
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows was released seven years ago - July 21, 2007.
First, to Ronald Bilius Weasley. I leave my Deluminator, a device of my own making in the hope that, when things seem most dark, it will show him the light.
To Hermione Jean Granger. I leave my copy of The Tales of Beedle the Bard in the hope that she find it entertaining and instructive.
To Harry James Potter. I leave the Snitch he caught in his first Quidditch match at Hogwarts as a reminder of the rewards of perseverance and skill.
the 7th harry potter book was released july 21st 2007 that is exactly 7 years ago today
today’s the day to make a horcrux y’all
I feel u
this was the greatest scene ever
Said Slytherin, “We’ll teach just those whose ancestry’s purest.”
Said Ravenclaw, “We’ll teach those whose intelligence is surest.”
Said Gryffindor, “We’ll teach all those with brave deeds to their name.”
Said Hufflepuff, “I’ll teach the lot and treat them just the same.” (x)
No wonder Sitwell exclaims, “Are you kidding me?” He fell at least 150 feet, smashed through a glass roof, and landed on a marble floor hard enough to bounce. By all rights he should have died on impact, or sustained enough spinal and pelvic damage to be crippled for life. Instead, he winces, staggers to his feet, and dashes for the garage.
That serum is a frickin’ MIRACLE.
#I WINCE EVERY TIME#like it’s a hard hit and he’s visibly stunned by it for an instant#but also the amount of time he spends trying to find an alternative route is like#’aw fuck no i don’t wanna have to jump AW FUCK I’M GONNA HAVE TO JUMP THIS IS GONNA SUCK SO FUCKING BAD’
#srsly tho he so incredibly does not want to jump like#’this is just like that one time in ‘43 dear god I hate this job’#’why couldn’t you just fuck off and draw things Rogers? no no gotta fall off fucking buildings for a living’#’gotta fall off fucking buildings because the organisation you make a living off is trying to kill you’#’fuck my life’#’can’t motivate myself out of this one here’s a stirring speech of FUCK THIS NOISE ow god why’ (Piratemoggy)
I’d love a scientific analysis of how landing on the vibranium shield saves his life. Sure, part of it is the serum, but most of it has *got* to be the shield.
This is the same shield that, when shot, absorbed the impact of the bullets so the bullets just fell straight down, rather than ricocheting.
And then Satan said, “Let there be incomplete fanfiction on the internet.”
"We’re all stories in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"
GUYS. THIS PLANET IS MADE LITERALLY OF DIAMONDS
ITS A FUCKING GIANT ASS DIAMOND
HUMANITIES SOLE PURPOSE IS OBVIOUSLY TO HAUL THAT SUCKER BACK HERE
I want to get an engagement ring without the diamond in it, and propose with it, and when she gets confused, I just show her this through the telescope and be like “I couldn’t find a diamond that deserved you in our solar system, how about that honker?”
Side note: It is named Cancri
Space is cool as fuck
DO NOT GO TO THE DIAMOND PLANET
I wanna fuck the diamond planet
That’s how he does it. That’s how he does it. He makes you fight. He makes you fight. Creeps into your head. Creeps into your head. And whispers. And whispers. Listen. Listen. Just listen. Just listen. That’s him. That’s him. Inside. Inside.
whats goin on in this post anymore?
NO ONE GO NEAR THE PLANET NO ONE KNOCK NO ONE MOVE
friendly reminder that all three were in the same episode